Just because I’m adult doesn’t mean I stop listening to my parents. For example, my mom was lecture me how I needed more dairy in my diet and to go get some milk ASAP. So I’m like, “Alright Mom,” and I bought some then put it in my fridge next to the wine, reminding myself not to drink either within hours of each other because remember what happened last time you absolute moron.
Do you ever read fanfiction that goes into detail when describing how characters are becoming drunk, and you just want to stop them and say, “No hon, fifteen margaritas are not gonna cause you to just be slightly stumbling, that’s gonna give you alcohol poisoining.”?
Unless it is a character that is actually immune to the effects of alcohol.
- Me: Just try to remember these. Just a few more facts-
- Brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dear Tumblr users who I don’t know in real life,
I really like seeing your personal posts, even the whiny angsty ones, and particularly the strange boring ones. I like these little windows into your lives even if I’ve never seen pictures of you and all I really know is that we like a few of the same tv shows. Please continue to let me read your to do lists and your conversations with strange relatives.
Stranger from the internet.
Cap: Shouldn’t be a problem.
What I really love is that the movie doesn’t even bother to show them getting the wings. Like, pfft, whatever, infiltrating high securty places to steal experimental government technology, what is it Tuesday already? Nobody needs to see that, we have more important things to do.
#OKAY BUT #I love how Sam knows EXACTLY Where it is #like he’s had his eye on it #like he checked up on his wings #he missed his babies #he had to know where they are #and maybe even how to get them #ps sam what the fuck is wrong with your lamp (via bluandorange)
Favorite things include: Sam tracking the movement of his wingpack as it moves through the rungs of bureaucracy, Steve wondering if there’s a hidden layer to Sam’s statement because that totally sounds easy, Natasha being like “you are all dumb, this will take ten minutes tops,” everybody deferring to Natasha for strategy and management and Natasha’s version of management being a very sassy shrug of indifference
But especially Sam knowing how thick the fucking walls are. You know he was at City Hall studying blueprints and shit. You know they took him on a courtesy tour of the facility and waited in embarrassment when he got out his measuring tape
The thing that I loved the best—they didn’t even show them getting it.
It was an action sequence that, while it was directly related to the plot (they had to get those wings or the plot couldn’t move forward), it wasn’t directly related to character development—so they left it out.
We wouldn’t have learned anything new about those characters during that action sequence, and their abilities and general kick-ass-itude had been so clearly established that we just accepted that of course they’d get it without serious consequences.
AND IT WAS HILARIOUS that they just, shrug, showed up with it.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Marvel makes movies that are everything that they should be and never more.
YESSS, I loved that too. Because we all know they’d get it fairly easily enough because it’s Natasha fucking Romanov. Totally believable so let’s not show it and get to the good stuff.
"I mean, I’m totally willing to break heads for these. Ready?"